- Unlike traditional recipes, this batter produces very flat and crisp chocolate chip cookies. Use an ice cream scoop to ensure even baking and uniform size. They spread wide on the pan while baking.
On a day like today…
You choose to be a jerk.
My world is crumbling,
And your pissing on it with lighter fluid.
Sure I said something’s,
But your worse then me!
If I was ever so horrible,
Why do I always come to your rescue?
Why do I always try to clear eyes from tears?
Why do I always try to be the hero for you to give you hope to go on?
Why when ever I need you, do you turn your back and run away?
Why do I keep letting you do this to me?
Why do I put up with it?
I thought you were my friend,
Turns out your just the same as them!
Use me when it’s good for you, but are gone like the wind when it’s good for me?
Hope you are happy with yourself.
You horrible person, you selfish prick, you emotionless drone.
I’m tired of being a pawn!
This is so great. Super adorable Black mommy and her two year old daughter’s great choreography to Beyoncé’s song “End of Time.” So amazing. Because she’s not just dancing and being cute like two year olds do; she genuinely understands the concept of choreography. Werk!
BEST. MOTHER. ON. EARTH.
I am dying, this is amazing!